Someone. Anyone. I beg of you: Explain to me, "What's the baby using?"

is it your birthday?

As seen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqhu5d51o6s&feature=iv

Michelle I just called you, can you please call me??

The source is either that video, or this website:

http://whatsthebabyusing.com/

yeah, looks like it's the video. I did some searching around and found a F.A.Q. that refers to that as "the original video"

bizarre and pointless, and thus the beauty of the internet