post here and i will write drunken rhetoric for you based a random word you assign or something i overrule that assignment with.
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Stark Raving Brad said, (76 days ago)
oh, i'll take some. i just didn't want to be a burden if their were too many takers.
om nom nom said, (76 days ago)
brad, you are a fine upstanding gentleman. a connoisseur of beef and all things bloody. if there were a bloody vagina you couldn't fix with your grilling skills, i'd be shocked and blame the woman for having injected liquid nitrigen into her uterus to foil your hot plans. you make hard wood smoke sound pornographic when you move and i salute you for that.
om nom nom said, (76 days ago)
you should put it on a bumper sticker. that shit's like art or something.
om nom nom said, (76 days ago)
eva, you are a hungry hungry hippo. the green one. you aren't really green because they didn't make the plastic colors quite right or maybe they intended for you to end up that artificial fruit color but you're the hippo that's on a better slant than the others, so given a level surface, you stand the best chance at gobbling all the marbles. now you've made me lose my marbles. so thanks for that.
om nom nom said, (76 days ago)
this is the line for free cheese but it's all produced from goats that have been used by pedophiles as a part of the pedophile retraining program. while it's not implemented in all 50 states, i am told it is quite effective in converting would be child molestors into regular texans.
booknutdc said, (76 days ago)
Awesome. I'm sure Arnold Schwarzenegger is already working on the Pedophile/Goat Cheese technology for the state of California.
Dont mess with Texas.
no one wants drunken rhetoric?