I made out with an older woman last night. Granted, she was only 29, but it's still the biggest gap I've ever crossed.

was she a mom? it'd be even better if she had an 11 year old, donchya think?

@srb: No kids that I know of. If she does have kids, then she did a really good job of getting back into shape! Yowza!

I could date her and all the rest, but how awkward would family gatherings be if she talks to my cousin about sex with me?

what ss said.

@scurvy: Exactly, so it would be all the more awkward if the girl tells my cousin about it.

Yum.

@cokie: I'm turning 23 this month.

@jessica: I know, right?

@brandi: By now, you should realize that you need to take everything I say with a grain of salt.

Because salt is yummy.

Wait, you're younger than 29? From your pics I thought you were like 30...

It probably does. In my eyes beards make everyone age a decade.

If she's 29 - I really doubt all she does is talk to people about her sex life. So the likelihood of your cousin hearing bout you in bed, not so much. After all she's not 22.

@sharon: All girls talk about their sex life with their friends. Sure, some may be more graphic than others, but all of them talk about it.

Or, is all of that nonsense in your post an attempt at an insult?

You better hope she doesn't come on here and see you calling her an old lady.

She was my cousin's friend before we made out. Your position might be relevant if you were friends with your boyfriend's cousin before you started dating your boyfriend.

i thought you weren't far off that ago yourself!

age... not ago

i thought you were about 28 or 29 yourself

well... way to make me feel old