POST HERE AND I WILL DRUNKENENLY READ YOU A PASSAGE FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE POEMS OR BOOKS OR SOMETHING AWESOME LIKE THAT
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bizzy said, (124 days ago)
POSTING.
Can I post for Tiff too? I will read it to her when we meet in like 30 minutes!
cupcakes, maybe said, (124 days ago)
lets go!
do you mean read, like, aloud? i'll pm my skype #. leave it at the beep.
Naturelle Rivera said, (124 days ago)
i will record them and post them here.
bustie -- beer and a half in so far but the drunk is strengthening steadily throughout the next hour
Naturelle Rivera said, (124 days ago)
BIZZOLICIOUS -- my bodys stayin vicious i be up in the gwhatever here.: http://9teen84.com/consumating/books%20n%20poems/bizzy.mp3
i will record one for tiff in a bit. i have to decide the perfect thing for her.
Naturelle Rivera said, (124 days ago)
bustie butt -- http://9teen84.com/consumating/books%20n%20poems/bustie.mp3
i do not know why i said "bustie" like "bestie"
Naturelle Rivera said, (124 days ago)
IMPORTANT NOTICE IMPORTANT NOTICE http://9teen84.com/consumating/books%20n%20poems/intermission.mp3
Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (124 days ago)
Now, see, occasionally, Celisse, you go an remind me of how freakin' adorable you are. This is one of those times.
Never mind that you were stumbling through a passage about the horrible death of a five-year-old from The Stand.
hey_oblomov said, (124 days ago)
I think a drunken rendition of part IX of I sing the body electric would be hilarious.
Naturelle Rivera said, (124 days ago)
bustie i love you i wish you were my big puerto rican brother.
Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (124 days ago)
So how drunk are you now?
I'm thinking I should have bought some booze on my way home tonight. It's been a while since I've had a good buzz going.
Naturelle Rivera said, (124 days ago)
i am 4 beers in.
my fucking podcast station program BROKE so now i need to reinstall before i continue I'M SORRY I PROMISE I WILL STOP BEERING TEMPORARILY UNTIL I GET MY STUDIO BACK IN ORDER
Naturelle Rivera said, (124 days ago)
OMG OK. THAT TOOK FOREVER.
dr awkward -- http://9teen84.com/consumating/books%20n%20poems/awkward.mp3
Naturelle Rivera said, (124 days ago)
UGH SORRY. my friend called me and i had to console her. bah.
Jay def -- http://9teen84.com/consumating/books%20n%20poems/jaydef.mp3
Naturelle Rivera said, (124 days ago)
omg. I am getting super sleepy. this is a ridiculous thread that no one will actually pay attn to.
dr awkward -- you wanted erotica. i hate you. http://9teen84.com/consumating/books%20n%20poems/awkward%20erotica.mp3
but since i don't actually hate you, but i DO hate erotica, i recorded something for you which does not actually suck. http://9teen84.com/consumating/books%20n%20poems/awkward%20whitmatn.mp3
Now never darken my internet door again. You break my heart.
Naturelle Rivera said, (124 days ago)
seemingly satanicccc -- http://9teen84.com/consumating/books%20n%20poems/brandi.mp3
i am about to passssss outtttt
Naturelle Rivera said, (124 days ago)
ok my two options rigtht now are to eithe r 1. sleep or 2. puke. so i am going tos leep
i PROMISE to continue this the next time i beer, which hopefully will be.... soon. because i feel bd for not finishing.
STUPID M. I9F SHE HADNT CALLED ME I WOULD BE DONE BY NOW.
Jay Def said, (123 days ago)
Thanks, Sven. I'm going to have to find that book. It sounds awesome. Can you tell me the name of the author and the title again?
seemingly satanic said, (123 days ago)
Yes! And damn, considering the typing right after mine, I'm surprised that you don't *sound* more lit than you were.
cupcakes, maybe said, (123 days ago)
you're the best, phro! i love my poem.
a dwarf with a riding crop, naked acolytes, nipple stroking....i think i got dr. awkward's poem by accident.
cupcakes, maybe said, (123 days ago)
and, i know i'm weird. thanks for saying it sweetly, though, instead of the usual "YOU FUCKING FREAK ASS SICKO! QUIT PEEPING IN MY BATHROOM WINDOW! AND PUT SOME PANTS ON!" that i get all the time.
if its a poem it will probably be walt whitman or anne sexton since those are two of the few poets i actually like.