sleeping on my lap right now
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He's three pounds of AMAZINGNESS. And also the friendliest dog on the face of the planet. Definitely not a guard dog. If someone broke in, he'd just run up to them and try to play with them.

He's the best pet that you can get, better THAAAAAAN a pig or hog! He's my Charlie, Charlie Chorkie, and he's MYYYYY favorite dog!
(Sing that to the tune of "Oh My Darlin', Clementine")