in most of my home state of Missouri's lesser populated counties, "animal companion" means something a little more intimate than it does to you folk.

if?

this reminds me of a joke, now, but i don't remember the punch line. it's something like there's a native american talking about fucking different woodland creatures. like, the rabbits are too fast and hard to catch, and the deer, the asshole is too high, and such for a few other animals. i don't remember the rest.

damn, i'm rambling bore.

@bustie, my goat could regulate, too, i'll have you know.

I love finding out that someone is from Missouri, like me. Now if only the context were a little more favorable ....

ok, to continue with the missouri jokes....

what does a white trash Missouri marriage gone bad have in common with a tornado?

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in the beginning there's a lot of suckin' and blowin', but in the end, someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Damnit.

Also from Missouri. Do my best to not go back.