The inaugural GTerotica thread. Remember consurotica? It's baaa-aaack. Details inside
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Sven PartyMaan said, (77 days ago)
me. pair me with someone hot. make them peel off my brar. or i will punch you.
Beej said, (77 days ago)
Manuel was sitting at a taqureia, minding her own business. She was idly munching a fish taco, and a spot of sour cream had stuck in the corner of her spicy lips. She was saucily licking it off when she sensed a powerful masculine presence hovering nearby.
She turned.
"Combustible Monkey's Beard?" she asked breathily.
The disembodied beard bobbed up and down.
Manuel and heard tales of the power of Combie's beard, and in her innermost fantasies the facecarpet dwelt. Still, its presence was more than she had ever imagined and she knew she must act.
"I need you. I need you now," she insisted at the manpatch. The beard of Combustible Monkey moved in and hairily removed the remaining sour cream from the lips of Manuel.
"Are you ready for the ultimate mustache ride?" the magnificent mane asked.
She was.
Angus MacSmitey said, (77 days ago)
@Beej: Oh that is just not fair. Stupid, play-gettin' beard. (ALSO: LOL.)
Corey Hart said, (77 days ago)
There is now beard-sex porn on the internet. And the world is better for it.
Beej said, (77 days ago)
Sven PartyMaan and Beej were making out on a sticky Miami Tuesday. It was hot and hott, and the time for getting naked was upon them. "Beej," moaned Sven - "I want you to take off my brar."
"First," Beej replied, "I want you to take off mine." He slowly unbuttoned his shirt, revealing a masculine set of funbags strongly placed in a racy mansiere.
"Unhook me?" he asked.
Sven had done this before. She reached back with one hand and undid the man-clasps. Beej's generous moobs spilled hairly out of their restraints onto the face of Sven PartyMaan.
"Mfsdafd. MMFMDSFSTD," she moaned.
"What did you say?" asked Beej.
She let a mouthful of Beejboob out. "I'll always be your brar, Beej. Always." She crawled back into his man-cleavage. Then they totally did it.
So, post here. I'll pair you with a GTIer of my chosing for some decidedly unerotic but occasionally hilarious fauxrotica. I'll get to as many people as I can through the weekend.
DISCLAIMER: This is meant to be funny. You will probably be paired up in an unlikely way. If you'll freak, please don't volunteer. If you won't, please do.