My nails are growing remarkably fast! But why???

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Agent Lover said, (77 days ago)

Maybe you are turning into a VAMPIRE or SHEWOLF!

Beej said, (77 days ago)

Clearly, you need to get nailed!

lamebrains said, (77 days ago)

Same here girl... Summer does that to me. Especially when I guzzle water, beer and eat so much BBQ'd MEAT.

I trim them twice a week. Winter... once every 2 weeks at times.

TWIGBy Fierce said, (77 days ago)

sun light causes nails to grow!

bizzy said, (77 days ago)

Holy fuck, Marie! WHAT IF??

Quick! Someone hose me down with some holy water!

lamebrains said, (77 days ago)

Oh, then it's probably attributable to what TWIGZZZ is saying

more pepper! said, (77 days ago)

my nails grow so fast all the time, i cut them down every week and then there they are again.

we are just special.

Agent Lover said, (77 days ago)

I just imagined that scene in MJ's Thriller where they close up on his nails growing all fast. Or was that Teen Wolf? Either way, hot you should fucking jump on a moving van and surf the streets.

bizzy said, (77 days ago)

Sunlight? Water? BBQ MEAT?

I have been drinking a lot of H20 lately. Hmmm... But I can't really say I've been in the sun all that much.

It's weird because my nails have always grown reallllllly slow. Plus, I have the dirty compulsive habit of biting them off!

This is so weird.

Chanelly said, (77 days ago)

Maybe you're pregnant. If you are can I babysit the wee Bicky?

CocktailsMalIntent said, (77 days ago)

I have to file every two or three days. it's a little frustrating.

bizzy said, (77 days ago)

@Chanelly: I don't feel pregnant! Besides, doesn't that involve sex or something? :[

Angus MacSmitey said, (77 days ago)

Yep, sounds like it could be lycanthropy. If you start growing hair in odd places and craving your steaks a bit rare, I'd suggest seeing an occultist.

khaaaaansumating said, (77 days ago)

You developed mutant powers!

bizzy said, (77 days ago)

Now that I think about it, I might like this new trend of actually having girly nails.

I can paint them and cry when I break them and...... Wait, what other fun stuff do people do with fingernails again??

Chanelly said, (77 days ago)

@bizzy: scratch bitches eyes out.

hey jude said, (77 days ago)

yours are making up for mine.

om nom nom said, (77 days ago)

it's a cry for help.

Manuel said, (77 days ago)

My fingernails never grow in the summer. Stupid wetsuits.

Das_Arschloch said, (77 days ago)

itchy butt syndrome

bizzy said, (77 days ago)

@Das: You want me to do what to your itchy butt?

@Manuel: Sorry. I don't mean to brag. :[

@om nom nom: You're tellin me.

@Johnny, godly: *pandabearhug*

@Chanelly: GOOD IDEAR!

Deep-Fried Goodness said, (77 days ago)

Oooh, good for back scratches!

Das_Arschloch said, (77 days ago)

bizzy you can do anything yo uwant with my itchy bum

khaaaaansumating said, (77 days ago)

What else do people do with nails? Oh yeah ... rake them down my back during .....


greco roman wrestling

bizzy said, (77 days ago)

Hawt.

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