For Marie: Let's talk MOOBS!
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Agent Lover said, (77 days ago)
No offense, moobsters. I guess it's because I have a bad memory of two unexpected hairy moobs staring me in the face one night.
lamebrains said, (77 days ago)
I had moobs when I was 12 to 14. I tired SO hard to get rid of 'em. Anthony Rocco used to twist them in the gym locker room. He was a fucking asshole.
I was pretty active in TKD from 9 to 12, but being that I was on a tear eating pizza and pie filling after school, my athletic ability took a huge fucknig dump and was neve able to counter the purple nurple attacks. So pudgy and SLOW.
Anyway, I did the whole starvation/hyper activity thing after that. Had NO muscle tone as a result. Got into beer way too much from 18 to 25 and became fat again from 28 to 29. Got way shredded in 6 weeks and kept losing weight once I got on a strict yet very clean and fulfilling diet.
I think I am naturally ectomorphic, so when I eat and move properly I actually lose a good deal of muscle and become an Iggy Pop type veiny, thin skinned mess.
Found beer again but haven't become TOO slobovian. Do have some nipple puffiness at present.
FUCKING MAN TITS
Namrok said, (77 days ago)
I used to have moobs as a kid. Never had to deal with anybody twisting them thank god, but it used to give me all manner of complexes. It's never fun being a boy with boobs bigger than most girls. The funny thing is, I wasn't a fat kid. I had a slight gut. But for some reason something like half my fat went to my chest.
They're still there a little bit. Thankfully now instead of having 2 or 3 inches of fat hanging off of bone I have about a quarter in of fat laying on top of muscle. Makes for a significantly different moob.
lamebrains said, (77 days ago)
Good muscular substrate can make fat look good. I'm at that point right now HAHAH
smart- tea said, (77 days ago)
I was at a water park when I was 11 - making fun of some kids mooobs when his mom came up to me and asked me if he could wear my bra. I said yes and I thought she was going to smack me. She asked where my mom was and I responded I don't know and walked away.
I'm my defense those suckers were bigger than mine and if I needed support so did he...
Angus MacSmitey said, (77 days ago)
I used to have moobs. But somehow as I got older they morphed slightly, firmed up, and shrank down and now I just have "fat man chest".
I can't say that I miss 'em.
I stopped dancing when it started to make my moobs hurt.