Today in 1698, Tsar Peter the Great imposed a tax on beards!

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Manuel said, (124 days ago)

"Peter's visits to the West impressed upon him the notion that European customs were in several respects superior to Russian traditions. He commanded all of his courtiers and officials to cut off their long beards—causing his Boyars, who were very fond of their beards, great upset and wear European clothing. Boyars who sought to retain their beards were required to pay an annual beard tax of one hundred rubles. "

flyingfishstick said, (124 days ago)

I am amazed that you found this. Let's set up our own Tax Office and start collecting from these boys.

bizzy said, (124 days ago)

Today is also "Be Late for Something" Day!

I celebrated it by being 20 min late to work. Yeehaw!

flyingfishstick said, (124 days ago)

@bizzy: Me too!

Manuel said, (124 days ago)

It's also Pleasure Your Mate Month...

I thought I was suppose do to that all the time... well.. when I have on

Skanko said, (124 days ago)

ON BEARDS?!! WHAT BASTARDS!

i bet this is what the coldwar was really all about. our great american BEARDS!

Beej said, (124 days ago)

This is why we hated the russkis.

bizzy said, (124 days ago)

@flyingfishstick: Cheers!

Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (124 days ago)

@Bizzy: Coincidentally, I was also half an hour late to work.

But. To the important issue at hand: DOWN WITH THE BEARD TAX! DOWN WITH ANTI-HIRSUTE DISCRIMINATION! IMPEACH THE TSAR!

mikkoman said, (124 days ago)

This would bankrupt ZZ Top!

Skanko said, (124 days ago)

@CM - NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! DONT TREAD ON MY BEARD!

Manuel said, (124 days ago)

@skanko: Way to mesh your OLD SCHOOL political slogans. Props.

bizzy said, (124 days ago)

@CM: I forgot to mention I'm at least 10 min late every day. *shrug*

And yes! The beard thing is ridiculous! I don't have a beard but if I did I would refuse to pay for it!

Skanko said, (124 days ago)

@manuel - thanks, i just really dont like people treading on me. its kind of annoying.

Manuel said, (124 days ago)

Awww, you're not into that?

Skanko said, (124 days ago)

it depends on how sexy the treading is.


wait, is this like some new fetish i am unaware of? what am i getting myself into here.

Manuel said, (124 days ago)

Too late.

*laces up 6 inch stiletto thigh high patent boots*

Jay Def said, (124 days ago)

Ha! I would have totally won in that deal! :)

Skanko said, (124 days ago)

oh crap. be gentle.

Deep-Fried Goodness said, (124 days ago)

Hahahaha . . . beard tax

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