I am receptionisting at a dental office for the day and boy am I bored. So, post here and I will assign you a patron saint.

Faaaaaaaantastic. I'm in need of one of those.

(my god, i miss saint's day celebrations)

Oooh, I'm excited. :) Are you making them up, or are they legitimate? Lord knows there's enough of them.

Shoot!

Artschooled - Saint Veniamina, patron saint of woodland creatures and woolen things.

Toast - Tselmeg and Choksolmav, husband and wife team, patron saints of proper digestion, well-heeled facial hair.

Matthew - Saint Sharbarn, patron saint of long windy roads.

Erinzzz - Saint Petras, patron saint of patterned clothing. His domain covers everything from stripes to argyle.

hrrrm this is interesting. ill take one please!

fiz - Mahezharan, patron saint of violent sneezes.
And since I have plenty to spare- Saint Mihayli, patron saint of ton deaf whistlers.

Ghostie - Saint Ruzanna, patron saint of rich exotic pastries. She is wise and well traveled, so she is sure to help you on your journey.

I'd like one thank you

This dental office has the highest concentration of strange first names I have ever seen, anywhere.