Mace called me a "dorkus." What insult should I hurl back at her when she least suspects it?
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Just say..
I'm rubber,
You're glue,
whatever you say,
bounces off me,
and sticks to you!
I couldn't get away with calling my brother a Dickhead when I was a kid. But, my mom was tickled enough with Richard Cranium that I usually got away with that.
Hmm that probably only has a shelf life of, say 30 seconds after being called a dorkus though..

I doubt there is anything that Mace wouldn't suspect from you, Beej.