Matthew might only be coming to Canada because he wants to hook up with my friends. Should I be offended?
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Please never make any comments to suggest that she could be remotely Canadian.
They're hot friends. I'm just glad he's not going to Canada to hook up with YOU.
Great, Snowsuit. Now how am I going to get his makeouts?!? YOU JUST HAD TO SAY SOMETHING!

Not as offended as the moose that Sarah Palin is gonna slaughter and serve to us on my arrival.