I must be losing my mind.
A student walked into class late today as everyone was taking the quiz. They looked up at the clock and said, "Started early today, huh?" I said, "Class starts at 4:20." They said, "It's 4:36." I said, "Yes, it is." They rolled their eyes and said, "Whatever."
Replies
Is it a fucking babysitting country club university cuz that's about what mine is like. Our country is doomed.
It would have been much more clever if the student said "Whenever" instead.
This sort of behavior makes me long for the days when you could beat students with impunity.
@Oom Mao Mao: Actually, it seems that it would be simpler to let the students beat themselves. You're late for the quiz? Sucks to be you.
@ Mace - hehehehe.
@ Oom Mao Mao - I always thought that'd be the brilliance of teaching at University. You fail? Your problem. Make your lessons as great as you can and hope they want to attend them because you're inspiring them to do better. Besides that, there's not much else you can do.
fuz: Yeah, but there is a country club atmosphere here, and if I suspect correctly where oimoi might be teaching, there as well, I would wager.
But yes, you screw up, too bad. Someone pointed out to me last night that there is a list called the differences between high school and college that you should make freshmen read.
http://www.taft.cc.ca.us/newTC/StudentServices/ACE/differences.htm
I think I will next fall assign this to the n00bs.
kmon: I guess it is, but there is a lot of whining and the freshmen have to make the transition as described in the differences sheet above, and some of them just aren't prepared or have no idea.

ooo, torture subject.