All you drinkers and smokers are going to get Cirrhosis and Lung Cancer...

how can any of you even live with yourselves.

Lamebrains: I got that tattooed on my ass

I'm cool with the liver damage I am current inflicting on myself.
Straight Edgers claim to have fun, when all they do is play scrabble and watch "Gilmore Girls"...and don't get me wrong I'm a fan of "Gilmore Girls" but I have to be half in the bag.