Who knew (besides Michelle) that "boggy uterus" is an actual medical term?

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JasAsian v2.0 said, (79 days ago)

"Boggy Uterus: sponge like feeling of the uterus indicating that the uterus has not contracted. Nurse needs to massage fundus to help stimulate contraction of the uterus until it feels firm and solid. Do not over massage."


In other news, I HATE studying for tests.

catlady said, (79 days ago)

not me, but now i have my new favorite band name.

first album: do not over massage

artschooled said, (79 days ago)

I am giving you the biggest hug in my mind right now.

bold as love said, (79 days ago)

Eeeew. My friend was doing her clinical the other day and an 85 year old woman had a prolapsed uterus and kept trying to jam it back into her vagina.

chipmunk! said, (79 days ago)

me.. i am dating a nurse in the baby unit

hoyden said, (79 days ago)

heheh.
um, so, uterus has not contracted... from?

JasAsian v2.0 said, (79 days ago)

@Mia - "Fulminating Ulcer" is my pick for a band with a medical name.


@artschooled - Thanks!


@Bold as love - Tell your friend that made me go "eww," and it takes ALOT to make me go "ew" nowadays.


@chipmunk - good for you. I would think that would be pretty good, dating a nurse, because we have lots of stress we need to get rid of in healthy ways...like SEX.

mizzchelle said, (79 days ago)

He hee. Yay OB! Love you, Jas.

I'm 'studying' right now for my FINAL MEDICATION DOSAGE EXAM. And by 'studying,' I mean going off on long rants about public health and tobacco use. UGH.

Tell me to get to WORK.

catlady said, (79 days ago)

that's damn good too. i think i need to either become a nurse or just hang around those studying to be them so i can greatly expand my list of great band names.

chipmunk! said, (79 days ago)

@jas: it does have it's bonuses

strangerbox said, (79 days ago)

@bold as love: i lol'd at the image of the old lady trying to shove it back into her vag.

Moose Elaine said, (79 days ago)

How does one over massage?? Just curious.

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