Okay, everything came out okay. I'm not pregnant anymore. Baby daddy still owes me money. I may break his legs. I met a cutie to be my boy toy. And I love and miss many of you.
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Oh My God you've been gone so long! It was so sad.
I'm glad thing seem to be working out mostly okay for you. Now get out there and break some legs!
Twiffles,
you would LOVE my new boy toy. He's the Missouri version of what an indie rocker and a hipster would be.
Combustie,
my coworkers and I (from the strip club) are going to torture him. It will be HILARIOUS. I will send video.
You and a bunch of strippers torturing a guy?
That shit would get, like, eleventy-billion hits on YouTube.
Skanko,
If he steals my life experiences, I'm going to make sure I get a cut.

HI ♥