A Valentine for My Number One Crush Carlo

That's because you are inside my head at all times.

You want my head inside you at all times.

It's a dry cleaner.

So that's the Ancient Chinese Secret?

It looks like something that would sell you a Gizmo gremlin and a fake LV bag somewhere in the LA Garment District.

"it's a dry cleaner"

hahahaha!

This makes me think of East of Eden where their Chinese servant would always speak pidgin but then secretly spoke perfectly fine english and they were like "WTF SERIOUSLY?"