I haven't been hanging around here much. How are all of your lives going?
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mamanese said, (78 days ago)
Hi, Carlo.
Yeah, I've been a PARTY AMINAL.
Also I've been observing a homeless woman who I am not sure is actually homeless.
mamanese said, (78 days ago)
Do you know the Asian homeless lady? She sits on a bench sleeping all day and she wears a pretty dress.
Maybe she's not homeless...she's just tired.
Carlo said, (78 days ago)
There's this homeless woman in my town. She basically just wanders around town. Her leg has this gross pus-spewing burn scar on it. Found out her story a few weeks ago. In the 80's, there was a series of arsons in Hoboken, and her apartment building was one of the targets. She was out shopping, and came back and saw that it was on fire. Her kids were still inside, and she just ran in, but it was too late. Both of them died in the fire, and she's been in shock ever since.
Carlo said, (78 days ago)
There's also this guy that I thought was homeless, but just turned out to be crazy. He smells and acts homeless, but he's always got different clothes on each time I see him and he gets haircuts.
Carlo said, (78 days ago)
Yeah, I definitely feel for her. She never asks for help or money either. She just comes into my restaurant and asks to use the bathroom.
mamanese said, (78 days ago)
There was a guy on the street the other day who was singing Al Green songs for money. Except he wasn't singing Al Green's lyrics: he was singing "does anyone have any spare change" to the tune of Al Green songs.
I gave him spare change.
Carlo said, (78 days ago)
There was a guy who did that in New Brunswick, but he sang Temptation songs. I used to take him out to lunch at McDonalds.
Erinzzz said, (78 days ago)
"There once was a guy from New Brunswick, who didn't like girls so he sucked..."
nevermind
Nicely, I hope.