OMG YOU GUYS, WHAT IF I'M NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR SAN FRANCISCO??
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Pagne said, (90 days ago)
I'm so used to being a big fish in a small pond. I was browsing OKCupid people in SF and it immediately struck me that you as a city are, on average:
150% better-looking
200% more creative
250% more talented
300% more political
and 500% more hip than Phoenix.
Pagne said, (90 days ago)
I am considered a liberal hippie by Phoenix standards. I've never planted a tree. Or protested anything. And I only started re-using those canvas grocery bags 6 months ago!
Pagne said, (90 days ago)
I can trick people into thinking I'm cool here. But that shit is not going to fly in a real city.
hoyden said, (90 days ago)
ok, first of all: OKCupid=HORRIBLE place to find people.
and second all: i think you're TOO cool for san francsico..
Stark Raving Brad said, (90 days ago)
you've a big personality that is going to fit in here perfectly. this town is going to love you. also, it's not just your personality that's sizable, and we need a resident with cans like yours.
Jay Def said, (90 days ago)
While, I think she's quite cool, I agree with mizsarah's statement...San Francisco has always been very accepting of me.
And I'm about the antithesis of cool.
I mean...I just used the phrase "quite cool" up there.
Also...Im'ma write a song and call it "antithesis of cool" now.
null said, (90 days ago)
Seriously, Pagne, I don't know if you'll be able to handle it. I mean, you've got a sparkling personality and cute hair and sense of humor and an appreciation for ANCIENT BONEZZZ going for you, but you're no match for ME. I am the epitome of cool.
Like tonight. I am super cool, because I ate at a Japanese restaurant ALONE while reading a book about VAMPIRES. Then I came home and scrubbed the bathtub with Bon Ami. And ate some strawberries. I'm living on the edge, here.
Angus MacSmitey said, (90 days ago)
I was gonna do the "If they don't throw me out of the City..." thing, but I've been more or less beaten to it.
Instead, ponder this: if it's all haircuts, at least you have hair.
Moose Elaine said, (90 days ago)
Rick uses his head shaving as an excuse to get out of events, much as women of old used to say they needed to wash their hair.
Also, we don't hang with the cool people. We have our own nerd gang.
mizsarah said, (90 days ago)
Speaking of cool people, Mace - invite that new boy more often. He was pretty chill. He a friend of the Real Estate Agent or something?
Moose Elaine said, (90 days ago)
Chris is my Biffle, even though he's not, really. I met him for the first time at Trevor's birthday last year, and we got along so well that we decided right then and there to be BFFs. He and Trev go back to high school, I believe. He's pretty awesome. I don't see him near as often as I'd like.
Moose Elaine said, (90 days ago)
It's funny - he just sent me an email apologizing if he overstepped his bounds with some Jesus joke, which I wasn't even present for, nor heard anything about, so I assume it was nothing. Especially since everyone seemed to adore him.
PSHHHhhh. That is CRAZYTALK.