drunkinated strangerbox!

whoooooo! party up in heyah.

Should I try for a quick rebound fling? And if so, with who?

what colour underpants are you wearing?

In all your infinite drunken wisdom, set me up with a GTI guy of your choosing.

@sbox: two problems with that. you have a boy, and you're in boston, which is roundabouts where the ex is.

where did u hide the bodies?

am i as handsome as my mom says?

@chipmunk: they're in your attic.

how would you eliminate all the people on GTI?

@chipmunk: well, i wouldn't, because i like many of them. as for the ones i would eliminate.... it really depends. i wouldn't annihilate them all the same way, i'd taylor it to the individual.

@sven: why? anyway i never said i was a matchmaker.

well you should be :C

Ugh. Yiffing. And I had worked so hard to forget I ever knew what it meant.

@H55: ew ew stop

@sven: whatever. who did you want me to pick for you?

probably no one. siiiiigh.

@beccah: i'd be the nurse. wait, what does "naughty nurse" involve exactly? i have never played that game.

smack?! are you kidding? i don't do that shit. stimulants or hallucinogens, yes; smack, nfw.

@H55: good good. now back to our fling.

@Strangerbox: Hallucinogens? Yesss. I was looking for a shrooming buddy when I move back to Boston.

Ok. If you had to choose between swiss cheese, and american cheese, for the rest of your life, which would you pick?

@beccah: that's easy. swiss

when will you be hosting the folder of naked internet people?

cos he's like my innernet big brother.

@katie: yay. when are you coming back to boston?? we need to hang out

@katie: omg remind me to give you my number. where are you gonna be living

Okay, I'll remind you. We're shooting for Brookline. Somewhere on the green line, preferably.

one more question:

Who on this site do you think would murder me in cold blood?

@h55: so you could hook up with Sb?

Hot_Rod: nobody, as far as i know.

@sbox: my free time will be entirely determined by train schedules. I'll drop you a line on here if I get an early enough one.

@beccah: nah, to have that heart-to-heart with the now-ex.

@beccah: oh, that would be such a bad idea, you have no concept of how bad an idea that would be.

@bold: I am expecting lots of pain, moderate disaster, but me leaving feeling I did the right thing.

@sbox: change his diet. force feed him if necessary, just get his metabolism up.

@sbox: understood, but there are ways to do it without giving him a choice.

or you could always ransom booty.

(in other words, i don't know what "ransom booty" means; please explain)

@H55: not my style. and it strikes me as pretty fucked up.

@Strangerbox: I told you that would happen if we opened the second bottle. It was either that or let you drink it all and puke up your lovingly-prepared dinner.