Banks

What have you got to say about banks? I was hoping to find one that offered free clock radios, because I need one, but apparently they don't do that anymore. I hate changing banks. It's like breaking up with a total dope. Loser. Ledosoper.

Some larger banks will throw you a free $50-75 bucks just for opening a checking account.

One bank, I think it was Compass, will actually refund you any ATM fees anyone else charges you.