Cavity is working against me. And cavity wants to bring me down.

I think I have one! My TOOTH HURTS. And I hate dentists so much. They have suckers and drills. I think it's my only irrational fear.

Besides the fact that I don't eat candy while driving because I'm afraid that I might swallow it and choke on it and then stop my car, get out to find help, and then get hit by a car. And then the candy will dislodge, but it won't matter because I WILL BE DEAD. But that's not really an irrational fear so much as just retarded as hell.