Grr. Why does that stupid curly-haired guy from the match.com ad on myspace have to be so cute?? He's makin me kinda whore-knee.
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NO. I HAS CURLY HAIRS ON MY HEAD TOO. NOT JUST MY SHAFT. [that sounds so wrong]
Unless my hair is short... then I can keep it somewhat straight.
Sorry. I rushed into that one.
But GODDAMMIT. I have to work tonight. That means I only have six more hours to madalfkdfalsturbate.
Or I could just watch movies.

And he looks barely legal!
What's wrong with me.