To my parents, on their wedding day.
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man my parents didn't even have wedding photos done.
THEY DIDNT EVEN HAVE A WEDDING. THEY GOT MARRIED IN NEW JERSEY AT A COURTHOUSE.
YOU'D FIGURE THAT WAS A SIGN.
man i never even noticed, either. I was going through albums one day when I was like 14 and I was like HEY MOM HOW COME THERE ARENT ANY PICTURES OF YOU N CHEECH GETTIN MARRIED?
And shes like "oh cos we didn't have a wedding. I HOPE THAT JUST CRUSHED YOUR SOUL AND MAKES YOU NEVER WANT TO GET MARRIED EVER IN LIFE, CELISSE."
Thanks, mom.
There are few things better than old timey wedding photos.
And the words "old timey."

If those crazy kids can't make it, what chance do we have?