Who the fuck is Sarah Palin?

Don't get me wrong, I'm very, very happy he chose a first-term Alaskan governer, former beauty queen. But it's like when your friend sits on nachos and doesn't know it, then spends the rest of the day walking around at the fair with nacho cheese on her ass. You don't know whether to gradually walk further and further away from her in case people think you two are together or if you should let her know she has cheese on her ass and spend the next thirty minutes cleaning her pants with soggy napkins in a sticky bathroom. Does that euphemism make sense? I don't really think so. It conveys that I'm friends with Republicans. But back to the point, she's opposes gay marriage, abortions, and anything that involves the environment. I think it's a longer shot now for McCain to get the votes, but if by the hatred of God himself somehow that happens, you know as soon as McCain and his young, hot VP get the nod, they are drilling the shit out of Alaska. This can't happen.