I just got suckered into hiring a personal trainer. SAY G'BYE TO BIZZY'S BIG BOOTY HERE.

aw shucks, i'm a big booty guy too

"big booty" is misleading... it's more like WIDE FAT FLAT ASS that goes BOOM BOOM BOOM as I walk into the room.

but you get the idea.

Ooh.. yours is sexy, but mine has nice lips and a yummy voice, which I hope won't prove to be too distracting. o_O Hope I can control the horn!

If I do things right, it will be more kissable at a later date. But loveslaps are always welcome!

@ Bizzy - yeah, it's completely possible to have a well-toned, shapely but not small ass.

Further, I know some people might consider getting a trainer "cheating", but I've never been one of those people who could show up to the gym of his own accord. But if I've already paid for something ahead of time, some else is going to change up the routine for me and coach me to better performance, then its on!

@extemp: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

@JasAsian & Oom Mao Mao: Well, cheating or not, I'm doin it. I look at it as a good motivator. Yes, I am motivated by personal attention. Sue me. Anyway, so far I've had little trouble making the commitment to go on my own, but I feel sort of... unstructured. and I like structure. So that's kinda what I'm hoping to get out of it.

Oh, and well-tone & shapely is my goal. Like I said before, I wanna keep a little bit o' jiggle. Just much much less than I have now.

@bizzy - I'm totally giving your future firm ass a good slap in my mind.

Seriously, though I wish you the best of luck. Seems like everyone wants to get in shape around here!

How exciting! I'm envious. I need a trainer to help me in the right direction.

good for you! maybe i should do this too.

no wait, i'm lazy.

I'd like to do this too, but the words cost prohibitive come to mind.

I need a physical therapist :(

:(!

@scurvyman: whatchu frownin at, boy? and when are we gonna hang out with our wangs out?

@katymonster: I'm hoping to trick my parents into buying me more sessions (if I need them) as a christmas gift. I paid for 2 per week until around mid-November. I gotta find a new hobby or something during the holidays though. Otherwise, eek.

@mizsarah: I've always secretly wanted a J-Lo-shaped booty. Complete with dip in the lower back to give the impression of a subtle "bubble" butt. Know what I mean?

p.s. Does anyone know of a way to build the ass-muscles without doing a juhzillion squats? because I really don't want hulk hogan thighs when all is said and done.

You mind me askin' how much its setting you back and who you're setting it up through?

Miz Sarah - the butt is the easiest muscle to get into shape.

http://www.shapefit.com/training-glutes.html For starters.

Love,

Baby got Back

@willbur: Not Possible.