The games are closed. We now have 4 years to get into competitive shape. Don't have a sport? That's okay. Ask me to tell you how you're gonna bring home the gold.
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Osteocephalic said, (98 days ago)
@Manuel: You will be our representative in women's windsurfing. You're certified, after all.
Osteocephalic said, (98 days ago)
@Corey Hart: If that's you in that video, you're pretty mellow. You've got a steady hand.
You are our next best hope in shooting on the 50 metre rifle - three position.
Osteocephalic said, (98 days ago)
@Mace Elaine: You're tall and strong, perfect for long powerful strokes on the water. Your opportunity is in rowing, avenging the heartbreaking silver medal earned by Michelle Guerrette, who was just a half second late for the gold. Your event is rowing - women's single sculls.
Go USA.
Moose Elaine said, (98 days ago)
You know, my mother has a rowing machine she never uses. Perhaps I should liberate it from her.
Osteocephalic said, (94 days ago)
With your powerful body and young age, you're going to bring home the gold in swimming. I'll leave the length to you to decide. Could be open water swim @ 10 km. Could be the 50 meter free.
Closed?! And I only watched my first event last night?!
Fuck... I guess it was worth it.. I didn't know Brazilian men were so pretty.