How do you make the dog eat his dinner faster? I'm ready to put him to bed. DAMNIT.
Replies
@jax: yes.. he's crated.. if he's not he shreds anything he can get his mouth/paws on.. he is still puppy... but hopefully by next year he'll be ok to sleep out.
If it's dry food, drizzle a little vegetable oil on it. A touch of peanut butter might also get his attention.
Food in box. Hungry dog follows food into box. Door closed. Dog fed, in bed.
and then sing that They Might Be Giants song - or call me up and I'll sing it over the phone :)

One of my friends mentioned feeding her dog before putting it to bed. I was confused: how exactly do you 'put' a dog to bed? Does your dog sleep in a cage or something? Why can't your dog just eat his food and go to bed on his own? Is your dog a puppy and not trained about where he should sleep?