I'm attending a wedding in 3 hours. My goal: get laid.

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mamanese said, (100 days ago)

Or at least get made out with. It has been far too long.

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

All of the groom's friends are pretty hot, and so is my dress.

Naturelle Rivera said, (100 days ago)

SMILE.

Matthew... said, (100 days ago)

You'll do it Em!! In a confessional!

erica said, (100 days ago)

I always go to weddings with the goal of meeting someone but then it turns I'm like, THE ONLY SINGLE PERSON THERE.


Good luck to you, my dear.

slowpoke said, (100 days ago)

Just ignore all the guys and play with any babies/kids. That's always the girl I look for, the one not needing any attention.

sparky said, (100 days ago)

Bonus points if it's with the groom.

Centropomus said, (100 days ago)

@sparky: I think it's considered a faux pax if you make out with the groom and you don't also make out with the bride.

sparky said, (100 days ago)

Wedding party threesome for the win!

H55 said, (98 days ago)

So, success?

mamanese said, (98 days ago)

Ugh no. There were no hunks. It was a relatively small wedding.


Although the unattractive dudes were totally checking me out.

mamanese said, (98 days ago)

I'm sure they had sparkling personalities, but this time I really didn't care.

H55 said, (98 days ago)

Eh, you were a woman on a mission. It can be forgiven.

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