Fives: Impress me.

1. I studied 10 languages in college.
2. I can dance longer, hander, and with more sexy than most people half my age.
3. I can do 120 pullups in 15 minutes.
4. I have a tuxedo. And four suits. And you know that's hot.
5. I can make you feel good, baby. My moves, let me show you dem.

1. I got a 780 (on the old 1600 scale) on the SATs as a 7th grader, which was about the average college-bound senior that year.
2. After a five year break from college, I got a 4.0 my entire first year back.
3. My family is well known for goat farming and goats milk; so much so that our milk bottles are very sought after among people who collect milk bottles.
4. It's nigh impossible to knock me off my feet with just one person.
5. I'm a damn fine cook, which you know is hot.

“We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Sahara. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively outnumbers the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here.” - Richard Dawkins, Unweaving the Rainbow