Dear prospective roommates: when I joke that I'm not a "dangerous tenant" because I'm not gonna creep into people's rooms and suck their blood or anything, telling me that you'd like it if I sucked yours seems rather against protocol. Also, I know I mess with my hair a lot, but when I take it down so I can put it into a neater bun as I am leaving, reaching out and touching it is kind of odd. Just, y'know, saying.

I mean, you seem pretty nice and all, and it's cool that you're a musician, but I'm not sure this makes for a good candidate to live with.

@ JA: It sounds like he wants to give her a really big deposit.

Haha. No, seriously, he was quite sweet. And definitely, you know, friendly, considering he was all "you don't have to hurry off if you don't want to! You can look around for a while!" But to live there would be weird.

@Corey: yeah, I figured, since when I rang the bell he said he was in a hurry and only had a few minutes and then after he kept trying to get me to stay longer. What I found so funny about it was that surely he must know this is not what you do with prospective roommates!

Oh yes he di-id.

Men…*shrug*.