I just realized I've never been slapped in the face. Any volunteers?

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Moose Elaine said, (102 days ago)

I've always wanted to slap someone, but I don't think I could hit you, m'dear. You'd have to say some fucked up things to get me that riled up.

Dr. Awkward said, (102 days ago)

I come home from a hard day at work and all you have for me is pizza?!

Angus MacSmitey said, (102 days ago)

I think you'll find that is the consensus.

Angus MacSmitey said, (102 days ago)

What Mace said. Not what Doc Awk said.

bizzy said, (102 days ago)

@Mace: What if we were pretending to be in a movie or something? (because I don't want to say fucked up things if I don't have to...)

bizzy said, (102 days ago)

@Sir Awkward III: Sorry, I ran outta chicken for the pot pies. :[

bizzy said, (102 days ago)

@CM: Well I guess I shouldn't expect people to come in here excited to slap me, but I was kinda hoping someone would volunteer for the sake of helping me experience new things! :D

lay oale said, (102 days ago)

Have you tried Bondage a gogo on Wednesdays? I smell a GTI Bondagesumeet

bizzy said, (102 days ago)

@Anadyna: Sounds vaguely familiar. I don't know how comfortable I am googling that here at work... but I will research the fuck out of it later tonight.

om nom nom said, (102 days ago)

can i grope your rack for it?

bizzy said, (102 days ago)

Haha... ok I couldn't help myself...

"Bondage A-Go-Go, San Francisco's longest runnning Fetish dance club by Perverts for Perverts."

I would look like such a newb if I showed up asking for someone to slap me in the face, no? Seems very vanilla.

Centropomus said, (102 days ago)

Gotta start somewhere.

bizzy said, (102 days ago)

@om nom nom:

bizzy said, (102 days ago)

@Centropomus: I'm honestly not into the sexual aspect of it (.......yet)... I just really wanna know what a good old-fashioned smack in the face feels like.

Come on people! If I can handle waxing I think I can handle this!

Jubilee! said, (102 days ago)

I will hold your face in my hands AND KISS YOU BREATHLESS.

Jubilee! said, (102 days ago)

MUAHAHAHHA.

hey jude said, (102 days ago)

I have, but I've only ever been smacked by girls I totally have a crush on.

JasAsian v2.0 said, (102 days ago)

I'll slap you on the ass, howsabout that?

Jay Def said, (102 days ago)

I got slapped in the face very hard once during a production of Rominoff and Juliet (a take off of Romeo and Juliet, obviously) we were doing in High School. Me and the girl who was playing my character's wife decided to add a face-slap during one of the performances. Unfortunately, we didn't really rehearse it at all and just decided to wing it during the performance. When the time came, she got a little over-excited and pretty much slapped me as hard as she could. The hand-print pretty much showed through the stage makeup (which is already pretty red as it is) and became what you would call a "show-stopper".

bizzy said, (102 days ago)

@Jay: Aww! Did she at least apologize afterwards?

bizzy said, (102 days ago)

@JasAsian: I think you know how I'd feel about that! Here's a hint: :D

bizzy said, (102 days ago)

@J2: WHO ARE THESE CUNTS AND WHERE DO THEY LIVE??? I'LL MAKE SURE THEY HAVE ONE LESS HAND WITH WHICH TO SLAP.

bizzy said, (102 days ago)

@Jubileena: I'll take it!!!!!

Jay Def said, (102 days ago)

@bizzy - Yeah, she did apologize. I told her I thought it was funny, though. :)

Happy Twiffsgiving! said, (102 days ago)

Bizz, Bondage A-go-go is really more into the tying people up and using the faux rubber whips. Although I reckon you might be able to find one of the patrons to do it.

hey jude said, (102 days ago)

eh, I have a crush on every girl, so eventually I'm gonna get slapped by some of them.

Moose Elaine said, (102 days ago)

Okay, Bizz. I'll do it. And to make me feel less guilty, I'll let you slap me directly afterwards. Because I don't think I've ever been purposely slapped.

DJ Qelyn said, (101 days ago)

If by face, you mean ass, then yes, I'm in.

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