Ok, I'm definitely leaving SF. Here are some reasons why:
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No thanks!
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Osteocephalic said, (317 days ago)
Five reasons I still haven't moved to SF:
1. It's really cold.
2. What Jesse said about douchebags.
3. Yeah, really expensive.
4. I like that there are no tranny hookers working my street.
5. I live close enough to enjoy dancing all night at the End Up, yet far enough away that I can have some peace and quiet, if I want it.
Bristly Buttcrack said, (317 days ago)
@jesse: You mean none of the ladies you like, like you. I know there are plenty of local vaginameats that'd be willing to love you long time.
Jesse said, (317 days ago)
I mean really want me, not just my junk. I'm well aware of that. :-P
Just... over it.
Scapegrace said, (316 days ago)
God yes it's cold here. At least on this side of the bay. I'm freezing my little close the the equator ass off.
unlucky stuntman said, (316 days ago)
Bummer dude. So where you going to make your next nest is the real question?
Jesse said, (316 days ago)
@Ghostie: says the girl with a BF (?) who live far away (where? maybe I'll move there).
@Geoduck: I dunno, Portland is a big contender... as my line of work will no doubt bring me back to SF quit often...
Or maybe Adam and I will run off to Austin to get married. wait.
unlucky stuntman said, (316 days ago)
Portland is pretty cool I have some friends from there, the rent is going up but I am sure compared to sf its cheaper. It's becoming the westcoast williamsburg ha!
kmon said, (316 days ago)
I saw you the other day! But you had a giant bunch of balloons in front of your face and it didn't register that it was you until after. Or, at least I think it was you. Did you have a giant bunch of balloons on BART?
The Hatshepsut said, (316 days ago)
Jesse! Lets see another movie before you leave. Puh-lease! I'm gonna miss you!
Aleigh the acrobat said, (316 days ago)
Jesse, if you need to travel the world to decide where to live.... I will go with you!
Scapegrace said, (316 days ago)
I don't have a boyfriend. I don't think. It's so questionable lately. Gah.
cat said, (316 days ago)
I second Giu...move to Philly!!
There's no wind here. Right?
And it's cheap as balls to live here.
cat said, (316 days ago)
hmmm...depends on where you live in the city of course. I would guess anywhere between $600- infinite?
Jesse said, (316 days ago)
oh and the balloons were for a girl (aww!), but like she's lives far (hence the aeroport) and like what Ghostie said.
schlomo said, (315 days ago)
to get back to the subject: just fuckin leave already!
Then I'll have another place to visit! Make it tropical!
adam said, (315 days ago)
Can we move to Austin yet? I didn't realize we had to get married to do that, but if that's what it takes...
The Hatshepsut said, (315 days ago)
Moving to Austin would be so cool. I miss living in Texas a lot sometimes. Not always, but now and again.
Khaaaaan said, (315 days ago)
too fucking hot
The people there are really great though. I got more compliments on my stuff in Austin than I ever got from anybody anywhere ... ever! Seriously they have some cool folks.
The Hatshepsut said, (315 days ago)
@Jon: I sure will take that, thanks! On the back porch. We can kick our flip flops off and swim in the river too. Woohoo.
Aleigh the acrobat said, (314 days ago)
Jesse call me and catch up soon! I will tell you a story about how my friend just moved from San Fran to Philly. for real he did!
Aleigh the acrobat said, (313 days ago)
he did! He used to live with Justin whom you know (who we stayed with in SF the first 3 nights)....
We rode bikes across the city today/tonight and the breeze was beautiful against our skin! Come hang and rike bikes. I signed up for a 20 mile ride soon. I know that's nothing to you, but you should come. Sept 14th. It's for "BikePhilly" - to make Philly a more bike friendly place.
Aleigh the acrobat said, (313 days ago)
also you could say, make my bike more awesome, and i could, say, play you awesome new songs in return?
Jesse said, (313 days ago)
we have to redo some of those videos since I lost them when my computer died... can't travel in Sept. Will be in Kentucky in early Oct. I think.
Aleigh the acrobat said, (311 days ago)
Hmmm, okay. Wish you could do the ride with us! We will have to create our own 20 mile ride when you get into town then. Maybe all over Fairmount park!
What's in store for you in KY? Lexington/Louisville?
nomi oh my said, (308 days ago)
I would like to quit working full time, move out to Hawaii and share a small bungalow by the coast. How many are with me? How many can we fit in there? 5.. 8..? We won't need a lot of stuff. sundresses and flipflops don't take up much room.
Moose Elaine said, (308 days ago)
Yes, but the metric butt-ton of sunblock we'll need does take up a lot of space.
* the intarweb has officially matured and become "Interactive Media", attracting business men in suits, with MBAs and the requisite douchebag fanclubs. Also douche ladies.
* it's too damn expensive to live here.
* I'm tired of riding in the wind.
* No one really worth staying for...
* and... none of the ladies REALLY like me. Really.