In a fit of boredom last night, I joined OkCupid--what do I need to know?
ok_cupid
I like!
No thanks!
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mikkoman said, (140 days ago)
You're a girl! You're hot! Demand anything you want! Make everyone suffer!
You'll also see a lot of unsolicited penis.
CocktailsMalIntent said, (140 days ago)
Unsolicited penis sounds like the opening act at a punk show.
Matthew... said, (140 days ago)
Very true. I need to get rid of mine. It's pretty boring.
I stalked rhumba the other day though, that was amusing.
Mrs. Cakes said, (140 days ago)
Many men will try to come on to you in a friendly, non-offensive way, in hopes of sliding in the nerd peen.
onegirlrhumba said, (140 days ago)
@matthew: you did stalk me! i took me a sec to figure out that it was a friend and not a foe.
sodoff jonathan said, (140 days ago)
As a newly-signed-up female, your first week will bring a fucking AVALANCHE to your inbox -- I wouldn't be surprised at approximately 100 messages in the first 48 hours. After a couple of weeks it will taper off to just several a day.
the way i get by said, (140 days ago)
you need to know my name is "thewayigetby" and give me crazy star ratings
Mrs. Cakes said, (140 days ago)
I actually met a couple cool people so far, like this guy that lives down the street who is a beekeeper.
pepperoni said, (140 days ago)
mostly you will get notes that are cringe-inducing.
i never respond to people who have "casual sex partners" or whatever the term is listed as why they're there.
pepperoni said, (140 days ago)
it's so gross. it just comes off as sleazy to have that option. of course people are mostly down with it, especially boytypes. you don't need to BROADCAST it.
mizzchelle said, (140 days ago)
Turn off the ability to get "woo"s. Lazy people will "woo" you, but never message you, or "woo" you 5 times and then when you don't respond, they'll say things like, "DIDN'T YOU SEE I WOOED YOU?!?? ***SOB***!!
Really fucking annoying.
MUPaully said, (140 days ago)
That's not entirely true. I've woo'd girls when I didn't feel I had the time to write anything worthwhile, but wanted to let them know I was interested. And, if a girl woo's me back, I definitely message them.
Jubilee! said, (140 days ago)
My profile might be the dumbest thing ever. The guys messaging me must like functional retards.
I should write on my profile that I fucking hate ellipses. The first note I got was full of them. EURGH.