This is probably one of the greatest news stories I have ever read
http://www.thespec.com/News/BreakingNews/article/421948Man, recently released from rehab, has the most amazing relapse ever.
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but he did SO WELL until he smoked crack with a prostitute and crashed his car.
i hope you guys realize that if he didn't crash his car, he would have kept going
also, i think this is his facebook profile:
http://www.facebook.com/people/James_Boppre/1209462443
do i friend him? y/y
That's amazing. Truly, truly amazing. Just the sheer commitment, the shiny brass cojones.
Too bad he lived. This is worthy of a Darwin Award.

"I want to reward you for the efforts you've made," Westman said.
What the HELL? He was driving drunk, did crack cocaine with a naked prostitute, and he nakedly left the scene of an accident. AND he broke house arrest. How is that good effort?!
Man this is like when I used to get straight A's in spanish class oos my mom threatened to punch out the Spanish teacher.