This is probably one of the greatest news stories I have ever read

http://www.thespec.com/News/BreakingNews/article/421948

Man, recently released from rehab, has the most amazing relapse ever.

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Naturelle Rivera said, (103 days ago)

"I want to reward you for the efforts you've made," Westman said.

What the HELL? He was driving drunk, did crack cocaine with a naked prostitute, and he nakedly left the scene of an accident. AND he broke house arrest. How is that good effort?!

Man this is like when I used to get straight A's in spanish class oos my mom threatened to punch out the Spanish teacher.

eatsdirt said, (103 days ago)

let's not forget, he was masturbating while driving.

makelikepaper said, (103 days ago)

but he did SO WELL until he smoked crack with a prostitute and crashed his car.

Naturelle Rivera said, (103 days ago)

Man what a winner.

lamebrains said, (103 days ago)

Dad, I miss you so much.

eatsdirt said, (103 days ago)

i hope you guys realize that if he didn't crash his car, he would have kept going

eatsdirt said, (103 days ago)

also, i think this is his facebook profile:

http://www.facebook.com/people/James_Boppre/1209462443

do i friend him? y/y

Angus MacSmitey said, (103 days ago)

That's amazing. Truly, truly amazing. Just the sheer commitment, the shiny brass cojones.

Too bad he lived. This is worthy of a Darwin Award.

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