If I told you guys I was a cantaloupe...would you believe me?

My pictures aren't really of me. I actually look a lot like this:

http://www.bonappetit.com/images/tips_tools_ingredients/ingredients/ttar_cantaloupe_01_h_launch.jpg

Sorry I've been lying to you all these past couple years.

I'm a really small cantaloupe who hops from key to key.

I guess I could believe that.

Say, did you hear the one about the Honeydew and the Watermelon? Why did the Honeydew and the Watermelon decide to have a big wedding?

Because they Can't-elope!!!

hahahaha

It's too crazy to not be true.