so yeah, i totally made out with the investment banker. at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

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bizzy said, (141 days ago)

Lucky slut! Was he dreamy or just easy?

catlady said, (141 days ago)

hmmmmm...tough question...

catlady said, (141 days ago)

i mean, no he wasn't dreamy, and yes, he was totally easy and i knew would be into me but i planned on ditching him after dinner and going home early. but we had fun.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

we had mutual but unbeknownst and therefore unrequited crushes on each other in high school, you see.

scurvyman said, (141 days ago)

Awwwww.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

we really were at a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar though. i felt kinda guilty. in a heterosexist kinda way.

Oom Mao Mao said, (141 days ago)

Did you say, gimme some sugar, you capitalist pig?

catlady said, (141 days ago)

no, but i made sure to let the man pay for all the drinks and stuff. normally i'm not into that, but in this case, i say it's only right.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

ok, so help. now that i've got this playing
www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

well, it's on a loop and i can't shut it off.

Oom Mao Mao said, (141 days ago)

I was talking to someone the other day and she said that free drinks sometimes made up for gender inequity.

Who was that? It might've been my first faculty drinking bout. I got pretty buzzed at one point.

pepperoni said, (141 days ago)

heterosexist! you nasty maker-outer.

(jealz)

catlady said, (141 days ago)

@aartaud: interesting point of view... how's it going down there, anyway?

catlady said, (141 days ago)

@pepper: well, it wasn't that nasty, truth be told. cause, like, we were not only in public, we were in gay public.

Merry JasAsian v2.0 said, (141 days ago)

I think I'll fix myself a jack and coke and drink it alone in celebration of you scoring free drinks and make-outz. :-)

Oom Mao Mao said, (141 days ago)

This might've also been the prof of psychology that flipped me off within 10 seconds of meeting me. She was really drunk.

It's going swell, once I beat the syllabus into shape. Murphy's Law has been running my life in regards to computers, printers, and other devices, but I can't complain.

Don't do a dam' bit of good if I do, Ah tell you whut.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

i think i love the drunk psych prof who flipped you off.

heh.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

@jas: sounds perfect...

also, there was dinner, too, so maybe you need two jack & cokes....

Oom Mao Mao said, (141 days ago)

She was saucy, but you know, the new guy always gets harassed.

It's a really small town, and I'm pretty sure I didn't say anything offensive. She was jus' drwunk.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

saucy and sauced up. just how i like 'em.

Oom Mao Mao said, (141 days ago)

Yeah, I have a feeling I better buy a car soon because I'll want to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

For a weekend or something.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

hhyah!

Oom Mao Mao said, (141 days ago)

Hey, carl-ton, I might be in Thailand next summer. If you're in SE Asia, we can hang out. That'd be cool.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

that sounds like teh awesome! but...summer...i think i'll be gone by then. monsoon season and such...you gonna be there for research or plezhah?

Oom Mao Mao said, (141 days ago)

Faculty development. No joke, it's in Thailand next year. Worst month (hottest at least, May), but hey. It's Thailand, I can cope.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

well if i find a really good work/volunteer gig in the area i will stay so...we shall see.

also, georgia faculty devt in thailand? that's just plain wacky.

Oom Mao Mao said, (141 days ago)

It is wacky, but they gotta do something to keep the faculty from flippin' out during the school year, and Thailand is a tasty plum. This year it was Morocco.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

oh, man, too bad you missed morocco.

Oom Mao Mao said, (141 days ago)

Oh well. Life goes on. I'd rather go to Thailand on my own than on some wacky organized trip.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

well, yeah, but this will be organized (and wacky) either way. i'm sure drunk psych prof will be a blast to hang out with on the beach, though.

Oom Mao Mao said, (141 days ago)

Yes, but they'll require me to attend lectures and be all professorial since it's Asia.

Screw that. I wanna eat green papaya salad and lay under a palm tree in Kao San or somewhere and contemplate my navel.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

yeah, fuck 'em. green papaya salad and navel gazing all the way.

catlady said, (141 days ago)

also, he told me i was a good kisser and i said, 'i know.' is that bad??

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