My newest spam email: "Gay Terror Threat Is Real"
"Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern says she has proof of a network of Al Qaeda funded gays operating within the United States and that sleeper cells are waiting to be activated to unleash terror on straight America."
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catlady said, (105 days ago)
omg i must use that for tomorrow's spam of the day!
thanks, babe! oh, and HI!!
mizzchelle said, (105 days ago)
I'm trying to get my gay best friend to tell me about the sleeper cell, but she refuses.
Angus MacSmitey said, (105 days ago)
How long before there are unilateral invasions of San Francisco and West Hollywood?
ABoyNamedArt said, (105 days ago)
So, there's this really shady bar near my apartment. The kind where there's characters standing around who one would be rather remiss with uttering a cross word. The other day I'm walking by the place and there's a flyer for transgender volleyball tournament taped to a window, from the inside.
Moral: the Skrulls wish they could pull off this good of an occupation.
Saint Tee said, (105 days ago)
Never trust a single group that claims domain over a symbol of diversity.
ABoyNamedArt said, (105 days ago)
The agenda is only the first step. Wait 'til you read the Gay Minutes and the Gay Roll Call.
0get2dachoppa0 said, (105 days ago)
well, nobody really knows what they're doing to the soil: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHFr6DgrF0w
Dirty Lion said, (105 days ago)
Sally Kern is my secret lover, and we have threesomes with Ann Coulter every once in a while.
Good thing I don't consider myself a part of "Straight America," huh?