ITT: i channel agentlover and ask what random things bring out your HORN.

fine, i will begin.

this one is really random, and i am sort of embarrassed to admit it:
the sound of james hetfield's voice. that's right, metallica brings out my horn.

oooh aprons. that's a good one. perhaps this is why many ladies have professed appreciation for TOOLBELTS.

@Erica: Well yeah

my new headphones. i want to bone them.

good shoes. not in a foot fetishy way, but something about a lady with good taste in footwear is appealing.

It took me a second to figure out what a horn was.

I enjoy:
-musical ability
-accents (almost any, see obsessions with Ewan McGregor, James McAvoy, most of the cast of Harry Potter)
-banter
-a guy in a collared shirt with a sweater over it
-smokers

a good smell. you know, that gentle flowery-soapy smell most girls have. that makes me go ROWR.

ROWR.

ROWR

-A man with a guitar and a really deep Alan Rickman-esque voice
-Hard massages
-Really well-thought out dirty talk

-Thinking about what brings out my horn

AH-HA....CARRY ON EVERYONE. I'M JUST STOPPING BY.

Hairs on the forearms with well formatted biceps
"forgetting" to shave

i also still like it when boys eat a lot. Like when I excuse myself to the bathroom and I come back and they finished their burger and half my fries. WTF HONGRY HORN

Admittedly, I want to dive into a bucket of fried chicken with a strong handsome man and lick his greasy crispy lips.

But I'm more the kind of person who is ALWAYS eating, as opposed to eating a fuckton of food at once.

I think I've posted this in threads before but when a guy can put his hand on the small of a girl's back without being creepy or suggestive about it, that makes me all melty.

I do that. But I think I'm just creepy.

lips. lips. lips. and necks necks necks.

Yes the Edward Cullen mischievous smile. Half crooked and sinister. MOMMA MIA. Throw me on the bed and pump me like a jackhammer!

I wanted to add, large bodies of water at night. If I'm at a river, a lake, an ocean and it's dark outside and we're mostly alone and there's something to keep the sand off, oh hell yeah.

- girls who can take the initiative
- girls who can talk dirty
- flaws (hole in a stalking, large nose, gap teeth etc)
- artists who create in the nude
- back alleyways

YES, trespassing, breaking into abandoned buildings. Perfect horn time

Oh, those donuts?

When I see guys with black grease on their hands, like they've been working on a car or doing other "fix-it guy" type stuff.

When I find out "fix-it" guy has an especially large vocabulary.

Baking cookies/brownies on rainy days. Makes me all domestic-horn.

Also, have to agree with Marie about the eat-a-lots.

I still go GAGA over Clark Kent glasses. I know it's fucking cliche but I can't stand it. It makes my you know whats soak all the way through.

i often find myself experiencing horn at parties/bars/clubs when i am out on the patio. it could be the people out there with me, but i'm going to say that it's patios. balconies too.

morning horn!!

Summer camping trips.

Camping out. Makes me horn, oh yes.

Oh, oh, I call people kiddo too!

I love this topic... I AM A HORNMACHINE.

Two random events that made me horn today:

-While I was running and these guys were checking me out my headphone wire lightly brushed my lip. I found it oddly arousing even though none of them did it for me at all.

-The man spent a couple of hours at his desk tonight, wearing his glasses, looking very seriously through some bills and doing his filing. HOT.

@arielsara: In entirely good ways.

a woman bent over at the hips stepping out of her panties