Cock-Fighting Banned!!!

Yes, up until today, cock-fighting was actually still legal in Louisiana. People of New Orleans could be sipping on chartreuse colored juleps and smoking on fine southern smuggled cubans while watching a legal cock-fight. For those of you who don't know already, I am not talking about the expression relating to men in a frat-house competing for a "hot chick"... I am talking about the original "cocka doodle doo"! cockfight is a blood sport between two roosters, held in a ring called a cockpit. I hope I dont strike the waddles of any animal rights activists out there... but some people find this thrilling and it is all over legally for this sport. It is a pretty heinous sport, if you can even bring your self to calling it a sport. I don't really even have much to say about the whole matter... I have never attended an event, seen one live or recorded, or even put much thought into the existence of two roosters going at it in a dirty pit. I just heard it on the radio this morning that it is officially banned and now if you want to see a live cock-fight... you will have to visit China Town in San Franciso for an underground event... or somewhere else you might be able to catch a hot tip-off of an event colser to where you call home.  

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Deep-Fried Goodness said, (145 days ago)

It's not a sport if the participants don't know what's going on. That goes for trophy hunting and fishing. They're not sports. Hunting/fishing for food is legit.

lamebrains said, (145 days ago)

I wanted this whole essay to be RACIER!

Matthew... said, (145 days ago)

Well now they can enjoy cock fighting the way it's meant to be enjoyed, illegally.

khaaaaansumating said, (144 days ago)

If anyone I know actually would have thought about the frat term as opposed to Cock Fighting between roosters, I want you to know that were we in the same room, I would slap you. I mean who would mistake that?

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