Fives: Five Funniest Subject Lines in Your Spam Directory

1. Angelina Jolie Set To Destroy Own Vagina
2. Pedicurist's Piranhas Chew Off Clients' Feet
3. Steve Jobs Names God as Successor
4. Monsanto to Genetically Modify British Royal Family
5. US Team to Leave Olympics

Impress her with your huge boner
Your girlfriend having sex. Watch the video
Fight breaks out between Britney's breasts
Lindsay Lohan Wants Harry Potter Role, Nude Photos Back
John McCain Takes the Olympic Gold in 'Gymnastics'

We will teach you to be the master of making love art.

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(This is the body of that email which is worthy of sharing... and no link whatsoever. go figure:
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Steve Jobs to resign from Apple
(yet inside: Pound harder with your super enhanced pole)

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