Who can see what's wrong with this picture?

Bahhaahahaa. I SWEAR I didn't notice the monkey boner until I was editing my photos back home.

Now, I feel so violated. I mean, look at the way he was looking at me!

It's so wee.

Time to show off some photoshop skills!

So what you're saying is that monkeys get hard-ons when they look at you? I guess that's kind of a compliment.

Yay! Pure heart. Pure heart.

I'm so glad you're back btw.

For some reason, it looks like a poorly photoshopped penis has been attached to the monkey.

Is that your hobby? Penisifying things?

I most certainly did NOT penisify that monkey! He did it himself!

@mizzchelle: Kids these days... prancin' around in their birthday suit with their wedding tackle floppin' in the air. Why, in my day, you wouldn't leave the nest in anything less than a three-piece suit if you knew what was good for ya. Hell, most folks wouldn't even talk to ya if ya weren't wearing a tux with rollerskates and a little fez.

It's the fall of Monkey Society, I tell ya.

@Combustie: I'm just glad he wasn't withing jumping distance of our boat. {{shudder}} He would have smelled the pheromones of those European tourists on board and gone ape-wild.

PS: HAahahhahahaa, "wedding tackle."

@2HB: Oh goodness, I'll never live that one down, will I?

I knew grooming rituals were important to many higher primates, but I didn't realize that included shaving their pubes.

I thought we all agreed not to put pictures of me on the internet.