If you had to store a tiny version of any animal in your nose, which animal would you stick up there?

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mamanese said, (100 days ago)

My last thread makes me say PIKA PLEASE

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

Really, it would just be like you inhaled a cotton ball.

sparky said, (100 days ago)

I would like a babel fish.

TWIGBy Fierce said, (100 days ago)

chinchilla

Sven PartyMaan said, (100 days ago)

giraffe

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

I'd be afraid that a giraffe would stick into my brain.

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

What with its long neck and all.

Sven PartyMaan said, (100 days ago)

it's a miniraffe!

TWIGBy Fierce said, (100 days ago)

OH WAIT BABY ELEPHANT

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

Even small giraffes have long necks.

sparky said, (100 days ago)

Just make sure you put the giraffe in upside down. That way he gets to look around and stuff.

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

@twigby: You'd have to supply it with tiny peanuts.

You have to feed your nose animals, so you have to take that into consideration. Like, you might think twice about saying "ANACONDA" when you think about putting tiny rats in your nose for snake food.

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

Ooh, good thinking, sparky.

sparky said, (100 days ago)

He can also feed himself!

This giraffe is sounding like the best idea ever.

sparky said, (100 days ago)

Oh wait. He'd poop straight into your brain. :-(

Sven PartyMaan said, (100 days ago)

see? i'm a genius.

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

yuck!

artschooled said, (100 days ago)

i would say an elephant or anteater, so they can suck up all the boogies.

stockholm said, (100 days ago)

kola, but of course I'd have to keep shoving eucalyptus up my schnoz to keep from having a tiny kola skeleton in my nasal passage.

Sven PartyMaan said, (100 days ago)

EUCALYPTIUS

Sven PartyMaan said, (100 days ago)

EUCALYPTUS

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

eucalyptus

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

FUDGE YEAHHHHHH FIRST TRY

beccah. said, (100 days ago)

Tiger, ftw.

Sven PartyMaan said, (100 days ago)

show off.

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

It's not even a challenge anymore.

sparky said, (100 days ago)

Could I get a tiny little Loch Ness Monster in my nose?

Then whenever anybody says "dude, what's that in your nose?" I can go "...nothing". And then they'd be all "but I just saw a little scaly head in there! It winked at me!", and I'd be all "no it didn't".

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

Yeah, I think fictitious animals are allowed. While we're shrinking animals to nose-size.

Sven PartyMaan said, (100 days ago)

EUCALYUPOTUS

Captain Heeny said, (100 days ago)

a dinosaur please

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

What kind of dinosaur? Cause something like an apatosaurus might be tricky.

Captain Heeny said, (100 days ago)

I would like a Tyrannosaurus Rex to be inside my nose

mamanese said, (100 days ago)

Yeah, that should fit pretty nicely.

sparky said, (100 days ago)

A T-Rex might be a problem. How's he going to hold on with those tiny useless little arms? He'd fall out after you walked a block.

Captain Heeny said, (100 days ago)

I'm actually going to install him upside-down

Erinzzz said, (100 days ago)

I am going to have to go with Unicorn. He could grant my wishes and smell like cottoncandy and I would be the hit of any party I went to.

khaaaaansumating said, (100 days ago)

Clearly I would hide a tiny Indiana Jones monkey up my nose. Mini bananas and dates and things are semi-pleasant things to have to constantly stick up your nose.


At first I thought "Pelican". But dead fish do not smell good.

beccah. said, (100 days ago)

@erinz: Yummy.

I think I'm gonna change mine to a giant tortoise, ala the Galapagos ones. Then I only have to stick lettuce type stuff up my nose. The tiger would have wanted fresh meat.. and while bloody noses might be attractive to some, I'm thinking it wouldn't work for me.

khaaaaansumating said, (100 days ago)

I'm changing mine to a giant mini-squid. I will feed it live mini sea creatures so that it won't smell so bad. A squid might not even eat dead prey anyway.

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