First pic from the new Dorian Gray movie: EWWWWWWWWW.

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Henrietta said, (149 days ago)

Yeah I saw that, but it's Ben Barnes so it's sexy.

mizsarah said, (149 days ago)

Hawt.

Salomea said, (149 days ago)

Okay, WTF does Lord Henry have that awful pubes-glued-on-face child molester beard? I love Colin Firth, but he is NOT right for the role. I can see him as Basil, ok. But RUPERT EVERETT should be Henry. Rupert Everett IS Lord Henry.

Ben Barnes--nice looking as he is--IS NOT DORIAN. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh. Dorian is IVORY and GOLD people. Ivory and gold. How hard is it to find a blond actor goddamit? Why do people keep casting Dorian Gray as brunette? It's not like he isn't described as having golden hair like, every other page of the book!!!!! I HATE YOU.

Salomea said, (149 days ago)

@mizsarah: no it is NOT "hawt." It is "EWWWWW."

Btw, Heens, I think Ben Barnes would be great to play John Gray, the man who very likely was the inspiration behind Dorian Gray in a biopic of Wilde. Still with lightened hair/a wig, but at least John Gray wasn't entirely blond. BUT DORIAN WAS.

Henrietta said, (149 days ago)

You know for a fact that the movie is going to suck. Every movie with Ben Barnes in it is going to suck. He's going to be the next Orlando Bloom.

Salomea said, (149 days ago)

I don't even think Ben Barnes looks very good in that photo. :-( I'm not sure it's his most flattering haircut.

mizsarah said, (149 days ago)

I don't care if it's not quite cannonical - if it has fine men and homoerotic undercurrents, I'm gonna go see it.

Henrietta said, (149 days ago)

And that is why mizsarah wins the thread.

Salomea said, (149 days ago)

Nope, that is why mizsarah is a complacent consumer!

mikkoman said, (149 days ago)

LOLMAMMAMIA

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