Would you like a bedtime story?
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No thanks!
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Dr. Awkward said, (149 days ago)
Yes. And whatever you'd like. But you know limericks are always appreciated.
DJ Qelyn said, (149 days ago)
Can you watch porn while writing one for me, so that it may be imbued with it?
Pagne said, (149 days ago)
I ended up spending all evening moving couches so I'll do this tomorrow or later when I'm not about to fall over.
Pagne said, (147 days ago)
You guys must think I'm a dick. Or maybe it's just fate. Every time I plan to write people stories, I get incredibly busy with "real life" bullshit and it takes me days. I'm off work tomorrow though. I'll do it then.
khaaaaansumating said, (147 days ago)
No I understand. I'll tell you who is a dick though (but not really because I think she is cool actually) and that is The Tive. Because she had that conversation up forever that said she was never going to take it down. And we all called bullshit, and for awhile she wasn't lying. But then one day she finally took it down. And then proceeded to try and do it again. Do you remember that>?
Chrome Raven said, (147 days ago)
I remember that. also @pagne: I know exactly how that goes.
I still owe people stories. *shifty eyes*
Post here and I'll write you a story when I get off work tomorrow. You can specify the location and style if you'd like.