Dear __________, You suck at __________. Love Always, __________
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Dear McDonalds, You suck at making food that doesn't practically murder people. Love Always, Evangeline
Dear Boy at Starbys, You suck at having shifts that are the same time as mine so that I can hang out with you everyday all of the time. Love Always, Eva Marie (right across from you *hint hint* come say hi.)
Dear McDonald's, You suck at not marketing your GRILLED chicken snack wrap a little better. Love Always, David aka "the guy that brings his own SIGG bottle, wtf?"
Dear Liat, You suck at getting to see me today. Good thing you get to see me tomorrow. &hearts Love Always, Evey Bees
Dear Pepper, You suck at not being all sexylike. Love Always, a creepy boy.
i went there and i already regret it.
Dear Chrome Raven, You suck at being on AIM right now. Love Always, Eva
Dear People Who Dont Brush Their Teeth and Then Drink Coffee, You suck at being nice to my nose. Love Always, Eva
Dear craftstores, you suck at keeping those coupons out of my mailbox so I don't come back each month wanting EVERYTHING.
Dear n0mi, You suck at being awful. Love Always, Eva who adores you.
Dear Walmart, You suck at taking care of the little guy. Love Always, The little guy's league.
Dear Godzilla, You suck at keeping in line with your vegetarian diet. Love Always, The Cows.
Dear Central Oregon and my family and Smith Rock and the Deschutes and Metolius and Crooked Rivers, ya'll suck at being close enough to not spend too much on gas. Love Always, and yet frustration, High Desert lover and leaver.

Dear Johnny, You suck at living closer to me. Love Always, Eva