Dear __________, You suck at __________. Love Always, __________

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The Hatshepsut said, (152 days ago)

Dear Johnny, You suck at living closer to me. Love Always, Eva

The Hatshepsut said, (152 days ago)

Dear McDonalds, You suck at making food that doesn't practically murder people. Love Always, Evangeline

The Hatshepsut said, (152 days ago)

Dear Boy at Starbys, You suck at having shifts that are the same time as mine so that I can hang out with you everyday all of the time. Love Always, Eva Marie (right across from you *hint hint* come say hi.)

El Indio said, (152 days ago)

Dear McDonald's, You suck at not marketing your GRILLED chicken snack wrap a little better. Love Always, David aka "the guy that brings his own SIGG bottle, wtf?"

lay oale said, (152 days ago)

Dear Body, You suck at keeping me awake, Love always, Your brain

The Hatshepsut said, (152 days ago)

Dear Liat, You suck at getting to see me today. Good thing you get to see me tomorrow. &hearts Love Always, Evey Bees

Manuel said, (152 days ago)

Dear Manuel, You suck at motivating me. Love Always, Manuel.

El Indio said, (152 days ago)

Dear Pepper, You suck at not being all sexylike. Love Always, a creepy boy.

i went there and i already regret it.

The Hatshepsut said, (152 days ago)

Dear Chrome Raven, You suck at being on AIM right now. Love Always, Eva

The Hatshepsut said, (152 days ago)

Dear People Who Dont Brush Their Teeth and Then Drink Coffee, You suck at being nice to my nose. Love Always, Eva

nomi oh my said, (152 days ago)

Dear craftstores, you suck at keeping those coupons out of my mailbox so I don't come back each month wanting EVERYTHING.

The Hatshepsut said, (152 days ago)

Dear n0mi, You suck at being awful. Love Always, Eva who adores you.

The Hatshepsut said, (152 days ago)

Dear Walmart, You suck at taking care of the little guy. Love Always, The little guy's league.

The Hatshepsut said, (152 days ago)

Dear Godzilla, You suck at keeping in line with your vegetarian diet. Love Always, The Cows.

El Indio said, (152 days ago)

Dear Central Oregon and my family and Smith Rock and the Deschutes and Metolius and Crooked Rivers, ya'll suck at being close enough to not spend too much on gas. Love Always, and yet frustration, High Desert lover and leaver.

cupcakes, really. said, (151 days ago)

life, you suck at pleasing me, love johnny

Chrome Raven said, (151 days ago)

Dear RL Friends: You suck at party. Sincerely, Chrome.

om nom nom said, (150 days ago)

dear eva, you suck at my lower lip, love me.

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