last night some dude threw up next to me on the 6 train, then I got totally felt up in a GROSS way on the bus and was repeatedly told how sexy I am as this dude laid across my lap eating a burger while I couldn't move.

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om nom nom said, (104 days ago)

vomit on him.

emily said, (104 days ago)

I wish I had! Repeated shoving and telling him to stop did me no good.

om nom nom said, (104 days ago)

just lean in and say you have a secret to share. say you want to tell him how he makes you feel inside. then vomit in his ear.

TWIGBy Fierce said, (104 days ago)

really, at that point, a knee to the groin is warranted

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