"Would you hit it?" the Male Version #3
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Plus, his nose reminds me of the Scarecrow, and his lips look incredibly chapped.
I am not too keen on the purposeful pastiness. I might hit it if it tried to pick up on me at a bar. It seems like it would be good in bed.

Ew, gross, no. For some reason, girls can get away with looking dirty, but hot. Dirty, greasy dudes are just... dirty, greasy dudes.