Dear Team. My roommate is a dickface.

i saw this porno when i was like 15. it was disturbing.

dick for a nose.

My friend was obsessed with tetsuo ironman (digging machine for a dick), he used to play it behind him when he djed. That was disturbing.

@Sarah: that movie gave me nightmares that I would be suffocated and impaled by cables. I still can't go near the big honkin box of useless old random cords in my office. Now the drill part- that was hysterical in a goretastic way. But mounds of cable still give me the creeps.

so kissing your rm is also oral sex?

@slp: what kills me about that statement is that it sounds like you'll probably hear about him saying something similar his new roommate a few months from now. Some people just set themselves up to have all excuses covered- you shouldn't be a target of such scapegoatery.

Its hard with roommates. I just met one of my new roomates last night. I heard him but never met him. Thus far living with 3 dudes is chill. But I haven't had the best of luck living with 3 girls so hopefully I will be chill in this sitch.

i love my roommate. i'm sorry yours is a dickface. come visit and hang out with my awesome roommate.

@sarah: why do people fucking bring race into it when it is obviously not anything to do with race?